Let's Get Trashed Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal

Let's Get Trashed Unisex Hoodie Color:RoyalHe lives in the trash. He knows the double meaning. He doesn't care. The Let's Get Trashed graphic features a sunglasses wearing raccoon holding a beer bottle in a paper bag, ready for a good time or a thorough bin investigation. Because raccoons are literally trash dwellers, and also this is a drinking shirt. A dual entendre masterpiece. For anyone who appreciates wildlife, cold beverages, and shirts that do both jobs at once. Premium fleece blend.

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