Mini Plague Nurse Baby

Mini Plague Nurse BabyWe all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second in command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them.

how about that

at the end of every day the ice cream truck would come down the road

I don't think I'm getting out of this description without somehow implying you're eating a unicorn

Real capybaras are able to hold their breath underwater for over five minutes

I wouldn't want to be the one to clean that up

So peaceful

But you did buy some hand towels off the gift registry

Marshmallows

They were just reborn from the ashes of the previous phoenix a few seconds ago

wait—would you still Squish me if I were a worm

Very few Squishables have official names or other personal details

Just inspect