Alter Ego Series 3: Ice Tree halloween

Alter Ego Series 3: Ice Tree halloweenJeez that's cold. As cold as my ex who made fun of puppies at the shelter over the holidays. Colder than my other ex who refused to share their Christmas cookies. Even colder than that one ex that made cutting remarks about my eggnog habit. I think what I'm saying is I need to date warmer people. Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel

just look at their little eyes - not a single thought behind them

"Needs more flutter

Polka dots

5(w) x 25(d) x 17(h) inches

Specs: 6(w) x 12

He's just not going to do it

Those eight legs would be perfect for a Lotus Pose or Trikonasana

comedians' legs have come flying out from under them following contact with this farcical fruit

not the construction site in front of your house while you're just trying to have a phone call

It's hard to find: you have to enter through a mailbox and climb down a ladder

ages 3 and up

Very slowly