The Sleep Kit in "Wake Me For Breakfast". Style:"Wake Me For Breakfast"

The Sleep Kit in "Wake Me For Breakfast". Style:"Wake Me For Breakfast"The rumors are true: West of Breakfast is good in bed. Our secret? Look no further than the sleep kit. We catch our zzz's upon our silky pillow case, which incidentally takes our bed head from disastrous to effortless. We block out the haters (and any stray light) with our embroidered eye mask, the phrases "Wake Me for Breakfast" and "Ne Touche Pas" emblazoned upon them. In case you fell asleep in French class, that means "don't touch". Because hey,

They always look perfectly undone

You’ll dream of driving a vintage car down the highway in the fall

They have a standing karaoke date with Marie Kondo

They know how to play ‘Oops I Did It Again’ on the harmonica and frequently use it as a party trick

Meet our synthetic silk sleep kit

expertly wrapped

hence our socks

Just like peanut butter and chocolate

and looks just as good under a blazer as it does with your pajama bottoms

They lose every game of "Never Have I Ever" and have a frequent flier status that is harder to get than front row tickets to the original cast of Hamilton (which they also got)

They always have a slight suntan

You know that sweatshirt you stole