Alter Ego Series 8: Metal Moth Plague Doctor

Alter Ego Series 8: Metal Moth Plague DoctorDon't know the difference between a moth and a butterfly? Well that makes me MAD! The kind of mad that requires a lot of EYELINER and SPIKEY JEWELRY!! You probably don't even know that butterflies make a chrysalis, but moths make a COCOON! Ugh! *Guitar solos away*!! Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the

Can faster animals do that

That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day

They use echolocation for it

Specs: 4(w) x 8(d) x 4

and doesn't get those weird little crusties on the spout of the bottle

Could a persimmon rock an open mic stand-up night at your local coffee shop

or lovable pet

southern style

REJOICE as the Baby Mothman has now graced us with their largest presence yet

it definitely doesn't roll of the tongue as well

you're going to get it at some point

They make an extra-yummy dip for your chips