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Coming Book*** For Mature Readers Only *** Lance is always coming! He comes here, there and everywhere. What a busy bee! Follow Lance's journey, where he ends up in therapy. Will Lance get his happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out! If you want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time, buy this book! Autographed Edition This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the

Her regular customer has refused to eat her taco

Release Date: 31 October 2025

and only the true ball lovers will truly enjoy it

specifically Tits

That's what The Dad Pack is for

He'd left it unprotected and now it looked infected and neglected

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Will Simon find someone to gobble his sausage

Release Date: 13 July 2025

There's a special hole

he spots a problem

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