Alter Ego Series 16: Ghost Slime Boozy Buds

Alter Ego Series 16: Ghost Slime Boozy BudsPicture it, it's the 90's and you're watching a certain orange obsessed television network. They're also obsessed with bright green (almost alarmingly green) slime. You've perished from the slime, and now you are a slime ghost. This is now you. Specs: 5. 5(w) x 6(d) x 5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!

The Mini Squishable Succulent allows you to be both

Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in

Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland

Specs: 7(w) x 9(d) x 7(h) inches

History was made

Specs: 13(w) x 13(d) x 7

"May I trouble you for a grain or two of pollen at this hour

If you get that reference

15 squishy inches of spookiness

they also produce ink that you can use to write down all your recipes for cooking

I shall joust

This buttery soft toobular cat is pancaked